I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
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