Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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