so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
You fuck like a mechanic. That is the universe telling you that is your true calling. Take this as a sign.
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
We kept trying to bring you to the hospital but you had a tantrum and kept saying you would never be Miss America
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
You just yell-acapella'd the theme to fresh prince of bel air to me while a different song is playing in the bar.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
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