VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
Thank you for holding my vodka while the police let me ride their horse.
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
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