Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
there was a trapeze. enough said
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
So I've only had a mustache for about 5 minutes and I'm already pretty sure it's the best decision I've ever made.
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
my new game is to try to use the phrase "explosion in your mouth". as much as possible on tinder.
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
Randomize
