Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
he opened up his "box of magic": a crusty tube of KY jelly, three expired condoms, a fingertip vibrater, and a jar of marshmallow fluff.
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
WHY didn't you stop me from ordering $900 worth of socks last night when I was very obviously judgement impaired at the time?!?!
I twisted my ankle while drunkenly playing in my adult kickball league. Now I'm having to use my grandpa's cane to walk at this party. I am so single.
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
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