THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
I'm sitting in my 10 am lecture drinking a flask out of a dorritos bag...I think people are starting to notice but I'm already too drunk to care
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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