i wanted to iron the shorts i'm wearing. but i'm high and lazy. so i'm using my hair straightener. in bed.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
The length of my leg hair is a constant reminder of how long it's been since I even thought I had a chance of getting laid.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
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