i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
He told me to fart on his lap because the vibrations turned him on
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
It was awesome explaining why I had a tiger with boxers in my bed, a little bit drunk, to a girl in a pre-sex moment
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
the raccoons are back...
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