I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
Ya know, sometimes when he kisses me in public I want to scream "HE DRIVES A PORSCHE!" so people watching understand that I don't have low standards, I'm just very materialistic.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
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