I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
im going to hold it over his head for all of eternity. when his children are born i am going to go to the hospital as his wife is giving birth and shove the picture in the childs face, so the first time they see their father is in a drunken stupor looking like a jackass.
Oh you have the munchies, Dad? That's great and congratulations on the weed but STOP EATING MY APPLE PIE
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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For some reason, my alarm clock was unplugged & in the kitchen microwave. I don't remember doing that...
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
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