I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
she has no idea who harrison ford is.
see that's why i'd never date someone born in the 90s
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
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