My text messages all automatically add Zs on them cause of your skank ass messages you send me
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
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