Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
Last night you told me to stop being Martha Stewart and asked if I had Taco Bell in my house
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
How I know we're old. Don knows the owner. The owner said 'How about some shots?' We said no thanks. He looked puzzled and came back later and said 'You know it's on the house?' We said 'Yeah, no thanks.'
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
You don't make any sense
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