Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
Apparently being drunk on a southwest flight and yelling "TURNUP" during take off is looked down upon in this state.
Someone put a huge skyy vodka bottle in our washing machine. My roommate didn't see it and ran it. The washing machine split in two. #life
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
I have just been informed that my company has ray guns. I WORK FOR ACTUAL BOND VILLAINS. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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