Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
When I told my boss I'm using a vacation day for 4/20, he gave me his personal cell phone number and winked at me.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
he laminated a picture of his dick.
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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