so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
Can I just text her like "yo sorry I fucked your boyfriend, let's go get sushi" or like nah
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
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