Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
Only in my life does a conversation about Hanukkah lead to sexting
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
He sent me a 2am email the just said "Ping". Nerdiest booty call ever.
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
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