it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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