she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
I know its time to do laundry... i cant even find a dirty sock to wear because they all have jizz in them
you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
Being drunk is way better. Seriously, I just licked your brother to make sure my spit was actually real.
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
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