David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I wish you could order shots online.
Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?
So I had a Liz Lemon moment today....went to Chipotle to get my "cheer me up" burrito bowl for the 4th time this week and the chipotle guy sighed and said always the same huh?
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
Randomize
