You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
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