It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
i just found a cheeto on my floor and ate it. i might still be drunk.
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
It took me years of patience and pilates and yoga and flirting to land that penis. So yeah, I’m going to ride it into the sunset and live orgasmically ever after
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