There is a man on the balcony beside me who claims he is a triceratops. He roared and asked me for a cigarette, telling me he'd eat me if I refused. I love college.
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
I just threw up during my phone interview for the largest PR firm in the world.
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
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