I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
the black eye was caused by a 12 year old girl in a vampire costume who punched you in the face after you aggresively screamed "TEAM JACOB!" in her face & howled at the moon...
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
You look me right in the eyes and yelled "By the power of the superglue beer sword, I designate you my driver!" I almost felt honored.
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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