He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
I told him I liked how shrimp feels in my mouth, but I don't actually like eating it. Turned out to be the most awkward way to say that I wanted to suck his dick.
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
Honey you are a beautiful woman but I came over to eat your pizza and fuck your brother. And you're out of pizza.
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
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