i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
I just Tebowed the shit out of her.
Nice and you can't use "Tebow" in the place of every verb.
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
Why were you not born a dude?
Because god wanted to level the playing field
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
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