that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
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