Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
I think I have vodka in my lungs
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
Success! We fucked roommates!
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