woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
I recorded his orgasm, set it as his ringtone, and called him while they were singing happy birthday to his mom. Yeah, revenge is sweet.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
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