i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
decision: in honor of being in new orleans this weekend all my drunk texts will be en francais
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
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