Her hair smelled like a rat dipped in mustard on fire
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
Can we just talk about the fact that the last time I got laid I was wearing a Jurassic Park tshirt?
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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