I thought he was gonna sex me but then he ran to my bathroom and jerked off
he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
Remember that time I sent you a 5lb bag of gummie bears?
Like it was yesterday.
Apparently I had it on auto deliver. So whoever is at your apt is gonna gen an interesting delivery...
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
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