sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
I'm at the casino and some dude apparently has money in an entire row of slot machines. Its like watching a really intense adult version of wack a mole
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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