It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
The hospital said it would be 'irresponsible' for them to allow people to book stomach pumps.
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
My boss followed me on Twitter. Excuse me while I delete 90% of my tweets
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
Randomize