I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
Everyone I slept with in 2016 is getting a Christmas card from me. Because I'm an adult.
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
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