Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
he needs to stop telling all his friends what my queefs sound like. its getting awkward to be around people who can quote my vagina.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
Please tell me I didn't help an old woman shave her vagina last night. Please.
That's the least of the fucked up shit you did last night dude.
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
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