Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
i'm high and 74% sure there's a monster in my closet
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
"it's Wednesday" isn't a good enough excuse to take my debit card and use it for your own drunken needs. You owe me 250 bro
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
He came over last night and as soon as we started having sex Siri announced "you've arrived at your destination." I think it was some kinda sign
He FaceTimed me fucking his new girlfriend. He was wearing a banana costume.
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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