question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
Guess who won a bet and gets to name it Optimus prime if it's a boy
Nevermind. Totally worth it.
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
I think someone tried to make a huge bowl of ramen in my bathtub. There's noodles everywhere in my bathroom.
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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