Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
He's my palate cleanser. He's my mint sorbet. He's my saltine cracker. He's who I fuck between people to make the next one better.
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
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