no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
Sorry my hands just texted you
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
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