Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
im pretty sure i just saw someone trying to catch a fish with his penis
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
Just heard Miley Cyrus' version of "Every Rose Has Its Thorn". Fuck everything. If you don't have an std you have no right to remake this song
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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