TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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