3.50 mugs at the bar.
Nah man, im with an ugly chick. Im waiting til everyone's drunk enough tonight, they don't notice.
How ugly, and does she have friends?
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
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