How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
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I'm just looking out for you.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
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