Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
He kept calling my vagina a magic clam, and it was speaking to him, telling him to feed it his penis. I played along.
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
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