she was so not down for the gang bang
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
Well apparently "don't come inside of me" wasn't one of the English phrases he understood! On the bright side... At least he will get his green card for having an american kid!
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
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