i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
Randomize
