Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
I feel like I could be a daytime drinking legend, like they could put that shit on my tombstone and right now your preventing me from reaching my full potential
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
I'm at work. It's margarita night. Someone literally just shouted "MURICUH!"
God bless us, everyone.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
I need water and some morals
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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