Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
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