There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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