i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
Just read my long term horoscope. I'm not gonna get laid for another 2 years.
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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