So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
Wingman of the year award. I made out with her gay roommate in order for you to get laid. Better have been good.
The gay roommate was probably better than her. Consider yourself lucky.
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
I'm always drunk lately
Now I'm in a game of hide and seek in Sears
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
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